How can it be you have spent a whole ten minutes staring at a banana?

Why do you always do stuff like that?

Why do you never do the other really great things where it’s much, much better -­ and afterwards you don’t want to saw off your own face and post it back to yourself with not quite enough stamps?

Also, learn how to make breakfast not even knowing you are out of bed

Diagnose the mirror, reason with the mice and boil yoghurt blindfolded.

Enjoy the fruits of hurtling cognitive decline and your neighbours sprawling ghastliness, absence of humanity and so, so much more.

These times have not been easy.

We  Got  This  is  the  brand  new  show  from  BAFTA  and  Perrier  award  winning  comedian  Dylan  Moran.  It promises to be a joyously furious romp through the frustration and folly of modern day life.

Hurry, these shows will absolutely sell out! Don’t miss Dylan Moran.

★★★★ “He's punch-­drunk, pissed off and sick of it all, but determined to at least wring as much black humour out of proceedings” The Independent

★★★★ “His comedy takes on an existential dimension, as tubby, nicotine-­‐starved, emasculated Moran comes to represent the struggles we all wage for meaning and connection” The Guardian

★★★★ “High-octane riffs from Irish master of grumpiness…spellbinding” Evening Standard

★★★★ “In his heightened ideas and vocabulary, Moran compulsively swerves clichés as he builds up layers of laughs… funny and fascinating, and utterly deserving of his place in the modern classics' The Times